Skull Plush

This started out as a Christmas Gift for someone special, but I figured if I was going to make something, I may as well write a pattern while I am at it! This is actually the base for a sugar skull project. You can decorate it with anything you like! Fabric paints, embroidery, surface crochet… the possibilities are endless!

I have broken down this pattern by stitches, so it looks longer than what it actually is. This pattern is also available on Ravelry: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/skull-plushie

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This started out as a Christmas Gift for someone special, but I figured if I was going to make something, I may as well write a pattern while I am at it! This is actually...
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Penis Buddy

Due to popular demand, I have created this as a pattern!

Have you ever wanted to have a penis just for yourself? Were you not naturally blessed with the gloriousness of the rod? Well, fret no more! You can now have your very own Penis Buddy!

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Due to popular demand, I have created this as a pattern! Have you ever wanted to have a penis just for yourself? Were you not naturally blessed with the gloriousness of the rod? Well, fret...
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I heart my Shawl

As some of you know, since the internet has been being a pita the past couple of weeks, I have been doing a TON of crochet. I even taught myself how to read patterns. It got me to thinking that maybe I could write my own. So… I present to you, MY VERY FIRST PATTERN! I did write it in shorthand for those of you who are already comfortable with pattern reading, but I have explained it further down the post.

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As some of you know, since the internet has been being a pita the past couple of weeks, I have been doing a TON of crochet. I even taught myself how to read patterns. It...
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