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Draw Me Something!

Handmade art always takes time. It takes skill. It takes a horrendous number of mistakes.  It takes sleepless nights and years of practice.

No one wakes up one day and just says “oh, I know! I’ll become a talented artist today!” Yeah, that’s not how it works. It takes a lifetime to earn the skills.  The amount of patience that’s required is more than the “average person” can spare.

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Skull Plush

This started out as a Christmas Gift for someone special, but I figured if I was going to make something, I may as well write a pattern while I am at it!  This is actually the base for a sugar skull project.  You can decorate it with anything you like!  Fabric paints, embroidery, surface crochet… the possibilities are endless!   

I have broken down this pattern by stitches, so it looks longer than what it actually is.

This pattern is also available on Ravelry.

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Penis Buddy


Due to popular demand, I have created this as a pattern!

Have you ever wanted to have a penis just for yourself? Were you not naturally blessed with the gloriousness of the rod? Well, fret no more! You can now have your very own Penis Buddy!

Annnnnd He’s he’s hairy! Of course, you can always keep him bald, if you like. But he might get a little chilly in the winter.

You will need to be a subscriber to view this pattern. However, you can purchase a copy from Ravelry.


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I heart my Shawl

As some of you know, since the internet has been being a pita the past couple of weeks, I have been doing a TON of crochet. I even taught myself how to read patterns. It got me to thinking that maybe I could write my own. So… I present to you, MY VERY FIRST PATTERN! I did write it in shorthand for those of you who are already comfortable with pattern reading, but I have explained it further down the post.

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Recent Stuff

My internet is being a jerk, so streaming has been put on hold until October 1st. In the meantime, I have a few other things going on.

I have been working on some more coloring pages. So keep an eye out for those coming soon! Don’t forget about the coloring contest going on in the Facebook Group. Winners will get various 1 month subscriptions to the site.

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