Draw Me Something!

Handmade art always takes time. It takes skill. It takes a horrendous number of mistakes.  It takes sleepless nights and years of practice.

No one wakes up one day and just says “oh, I know! I’ll become a talented artist today!” Yeah, that’s not how it works. It takes a lifetime to earn the skills.  The amount of patience that’s required is more than the “average person” can spare.



The new year is approaching. And a nice round number it is!

If someone doesn’t throw a 20s themed new year party, I think I might have to be disappointed haha! I can’t do it myself, but I would love to live it vicariously through someone on social media. *hint hint*


Skull Plush

This started out as a Christmas Gift for someone special, but I figured if I was going to make something, I may as well write a pattern while I am at it!  This is actually the base for a sugar skull project.  You can decorate it with anything you like!  Fabric paints, embroidery, surface crochet… the possibilities are endless!   

I have broken down this pattern by stitches, so it looks longer than what it actually is.

This pattern is also available on Ravelry.


Penis Buddy

Due to popular demand, I have created this as a pattern!

Have you ever wanted to have a penis just for yourself? Were you not naturally blessed with the gloriousness of the rod? Well, fret no more! You can now have your very own Penis Buddy!

Annnnnd He’s he’s hairy! Of course, you can always keep him bald, if you like. But he might get a little chilly in the winter.

You will need to be a subscriber to view this pattern. However, you can purchase a copy from Ravelry.